No BS. Just the Facts.

We don’t do price games, upsell pressure, or sneaky service fees. What you see is what you pay.
Every gig is handled by two Bros, priced flat by the hour, and delivered with good vibes, clear boundaries, and zero bullshit.
Need more time? Add it. Want more flair? Ask about the B-Side. But we’ll always tell you the cost upfront — no surprises, no drama, no "call for quote" energy.

    • Surface cleaning of kitchen (countertops, microwave exterior, stove top)

    • Basic dishwashing and drying (no heavy scrubbing or stuck-on food)

    • Bathroom touch-ups: sink, mirror, toilet exterior, light tub wipe-down

    • General tidying and trash removal (kitchen, living room, bathroom)

    • Vacuuming, mopping and sweeping

    • Bed-making with client-provided linens

    • Detailed surface cleaning of kitchen, including appliance exteriors (microwave, fridge, stove)

    • Full bathroom scrub: toilet (inside & out), sink, mirror, tub/shower, and fixtures

    • Baseboards, doorframes, and other often-skipped edges wiped down

    • Spot cleaning of walls and switches (where safe and appropriate)

    • Vacuuming, sweeping, and mopping of all reachable floors

    • Trash removal from all rooms

    • General tidying and light dish duty if needed

    • We’ll sweep through the aftermath — solo cups, confetti, and the occasional mystery item included

    • Full trash and recycling collection from all rooms

    • Surface wipe-downs (yes, even the sticky spots)

    • Light dish duty and sink clear-out

    • Quick bathroom refresh (toilet wipedown, mirror shine, supplies restocked if provided)

    • Floors vacuumed, swept, or mopped — whatever the chaos calls for

    • Discretion included. No judgment, just clean-up.ere

    • Mowing grass using our all-electric push mower (front and/or backyard)

    • Edging along sidewalks, driveways, and flower beds

    • Leaf and debris blowing for a clean, finished look

    • Light weed eating around fences, curbs, and hard-to-reach spots

    • High-pressure clean of driveways, patios, walkways, siding, porches, and mess-prone surfaces

    • Uses quiet BothLin electric washer (requires hose hookup)

    • Great for built-up grime, algae, weathered concrete, and outdoor prep

    • Ideal for move-outs, curb appeal refreshes, or just blasting away a rough week

    • Closet and wardrobe sorting: fold, stack, hang, and categorize

    • Pantry, cabinet, or drawer organization with optional labeling

    • Garage or entry space light sorting and bin setup (bins must be provided)

    • Creation of donate, toss, and keep piles (we can help with those donations)

    • Assistance with prep for events, guests, or seasonal resets

    • Deep clean of floors, baseboards, surfaces, appliances, and bathrooms

    • Trash removal (if left behind)

    • Light touch-ups to get the space “ready for the next”

    • Ideal for getting security deposits back or leaving a good impression

    • Carrying light furniture (loveseats, chairs, lamps, etc.) to a truck or curb

    • Loading items into a client-provided vehicle (U-Haul, SUV, etc.)

    • Optional dolly use (no uncharge!)

    • Muscle and good vibes, not professional movers

    • Unboxing and setting up smart home gear: plugs, lights, basic hubs

    • Connecting devices to Wi-Fi and walking client through setup steps

    • Installing and updating basic mobile apps (streaming, smart apps, etc.)

    • Basic cable management with zip ties or clips (if available)

    • We do not do TV wall mounts because concrete sucksn

    • Assembly of flat-pack furniture using client-provided tools and instructions

    • Hanging lightweight décor: frames, shelves, mirrors (client must approve placement)

    • Room resetting or arrangement assistance (repositioning light furniture only)

    • Decorative support: bed making, table setting, styling shelves

    • We do not drill into masonry

    • Interior vacuuming of seats, mats, trunk, and carpet areas

    • Wiping down dashboard, steering wheel, doors, and console

    • Light window cleaning

    • Must have access to power outlet or extension cord (if using vacuums)

    • Additional add-ons available after assessment of vehicle

SERVICE COMBO

    • Move-Out Shine (deep clean + touch-ups)

    • Trash bag-up (client provides disposal or city bin)

    • Final floor sweep & scent reset

    • Ideal for renters, sellers, or landlords

    • Light Cleaning (all rooms)

    • Surface Declutter & Organization

    • Trash bag-up & basic tidying

    • Optional scent spray

    • Assembly & Decor

    • Tech Setup / TV / Wi-Fi / Console

    • Minor home touch-ups (hanging art, moving furniture)

    • Great for post-move or home office resets

    • Lawn care (mow, edge, blow – front & back)

    • Light Cleaning of one key area (kitchen, bathroom, etc.)

    • Trash bag-up (on site)

    • Perfect for quick home staging or weekend reset

    • Pressure Washing (driveway, sidewalk, or patio)

    • Entryway wipe-down or one small indoor area

    • Trash bag-up & scent reset

    • Note: Hose connection required

    • Car Detailing (interior base package)

    • Light Cleaning of a bedroom or common area

    • Optional: Add aromatherapy bomb +$5

    • You stay inside. We handle both.

    • After-Party Pickup (trash, cups, dishes, mystery messes)

    • Kitchen wipe-downs

    • Surface reset + scent spray

    • For the “what happened here?” mornings