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Got a question? Want to tell us we’re ridiculous (but in a good way)?

We’d love to hear from you.

Whether you're interested in booking a consultation, collaborating, or just curious about what we do, use the form to reach out. We aim to respond within 24 hours — sometimes faster, depending on how many mops we’re juggling.

We keep all communication discreet, respectful, and judgment-free — always.

Want to Join the B-Team?

Think you've got the vibe? If you're interested in becoming a Step Bro, we'd love to meet you. We're looking for fun, reliable, consent-forward folks who want flexible work with purpose and personality.

Please send us a brief intro and your resume using the form. If it’s a match, we’ll be in touch about next steps.

Let’s build something weird and wonderful — together.